Nathan Explosion
 
27th-Sep-2010 04:53 am
onehundredbeers: (Default)
[The call transfers to voicemail.]


Hi, this is Nathan Explosion of Dethklok. I can't come to the phone now, I'm probably in a concert... playing golf... you know, something where I wouldn't have a fucking phone with me. Leave a message and I'll call you back, jackoff.
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11th-Mar-2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
collector: (suite no. 3 in D)
It doesn't count if you periodically forget you have it.
11th-Mar-2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
It so does. And as far as I know, there's been no, I don't know, nuclear waste leaking out turning our employees into horrible mutants, soooo...
13th-Mar-2011 04:48 am (UTC)
collector: (a song for altair)
Nathan. And I ask this sincerely. If you did have nuclear waste leaking out and turning your employees into horrible mutants, would you be informed?
13th-Mar-2011 05:03 am (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
You're asking the wrong question, Irving.

[He smiles to himself on his end of the line.]

The right question? Is 'Nathan, would you even care if you were informed your employees were turned into horrible mutants?'

See, I'd get informed, fuck yeah I would. Would I care? Nope. Wouldn't pay attention. I'd, uh, probably interrupt Charles in the middle of him trying to tell me about it. Could not give a fuck.
13th-Mar-2011 06:44 am (UTC)
collector: (flute & harp concerto in C)
[With a rather theatrical sigh] I sometimes wonder why anybody actually signs up to work for you.
13th-Mar-2011 06:48 am (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
We're rich, famous, the most powerful force in the world, and, you know, the job market is falling through since worldwide economy is in shambles...
13th-Mar-2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
collector: (a song for altair)
Generally, when I ponder, I either recall that or the general state of your world.
14th-Mar-2011 01:32 am (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
See, it all makes sense with, uh, context, contemplation, whatever.
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