Nathan Explosion
dethklok mythology time 
1st-Nov-2010 07:12 am
onehundredbeers: (Default)

“In any other event, bloodshed, whoredom, miscreantology could have been avoided… With others than but our beast-daughters Dethklok. Theirs and their bastard children’s legacy insures infinite tortured blackness… None shall birth no more… let the Metalocalypse take us.”
Ishnifus Meaddle – “Understanding the Dethklok Prophecy”

“We are Scathing, horrid, repugnant. We sink From Earth to Liquid to Air.
The Black Fire has taken our protector and left us to rebuild.
And rebuild we must. We are not souls of men but of powerful
animals who dream to race with fire and kill.”
Father Reaque Dannik
– High Holy Priest, writings from
'Church of the BlackKlok'

“And they took refuge in the skies and licked their wounds.
That was until the hour of blackness came,
the dead man would lead them to the Metalocalypse.”
– Gorlath Realaine “The Metalocalypse Summit of the Dead”

"As the prophecy foretold they licked their wounds and returned from the air to the earth.
And the ocean was at once the destroyer and the savior.
And the harvest did dry and wither, and the sun did cease to shine; the hour of forebodement was upon us.
And our home was pillaged to bring forth the dark soul.
And the death song of the man who stands behind shadows began.
And they returned to the darkest depths to sink even lower.
The covetous serpent did constrict those that luxuriated their final feast."




Whale; Mustakrakish in upper left corner; the band riding on horses to assault Selatcia


Nathan with mace, Skwisgaar with sword, Murderface with axe, Pickles with daggers, Toki with sword, Charles the Dead Man
Comments 
1st-Nov-2010 11:48 am (UTC)
collector: (contrapunctus 4)
I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE THE IDEA OF CALLING DETHKLOK "BEAST-DAUGHTERS" NOW.
1st-Nov-2010 11:49 am (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
THIS IS ALL OFFICIAL STUFF TOO JUST SO YOU KNOW


All off the back of the S3 DVD. SO THIS IS ALL CANONICAL MYTHOLOGY JUNK AND OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED.


And yes, calling Dethklok beast-daughters is hilarious, but I think it is meant to be pluralised and they are the bastard children of demonic bitches.
1st-Nov-2010 12:43 pm (UTC)
collector: (suite no. 3 in D)
Considering the majority of their parents...
1st-Nov-2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
onehundredbeers: (Default)
The only one where I would argue against it is Murderface - we know next to nothing of his parents due to the fact something happened that caused Murderface's father to snap, kill his wife, then kill himself.
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